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Song Parodies -> "All the Mall Things"

Original Song Title:

"All the Small Things"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"All the Mall Things"

Parody Written by:

Chris H.

The Lyrics

All the Mall Things ,
Lawn chairs , bling blings.
I'd eat a tick ,
than watch you pick.
Always I know ,
you'll be buying clothes.
Shopping , rating , commercialing.
Say it ain't so , ''Profitt's'' oh no.
Park the car here , find one that's near.

Na , na , na , na , na , na , na na na (ect.)

Shop for , a game.
They're Out! A shame.
They had three copies at ''Software'' ,
but it's for Sega , ''who cares?''

Enter sweepstakes , for that large van.
At the Food Court , ''Saruku Japan''.

Na , na , na , na , na , na , na na na (ect.)

Say it ain't so , prices arn't low.
What the heck's that? I'm out of dough.
Take that stuff back! We can't afford.
Waitin' in line , i'm getting bored.
Look at the kid , cryin' on the floor.
What a spoiled brat , thinks he needs more.
That man lost his mind , look at his face!
Forgot his coupon , now he's gonna bomb!
The entire mall.

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