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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad Of Waynetta Nolan"

Original Song Title:

"All The Small Things"

Original Performer:

Blink - 182

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad Of Waynetta Nolan"

Parody Written by:

Wannabee RockSTAR*

The Lyrics

"I gave her everything she asked for — mayonnaise, no mustard, onions — everything I could possibly do for this lady. Mayo, mayo, mayo, and it's still not good enough," - Sherry Jenkins
Drive to the food screen
Speaking to a teen.
I'll have, a burger
With cheese, no mustard
Onions, no thank you
Pepsi that will do.
"Pay up, at window, to the man-a-ger."

Wait a minute ma'am, one more thing please
Can I get that with some mayonnaise

What's this, take it back
This burger, will hit glass
I am irate; don't write my, li-cence plate.

What are you dumb, did you hear me?
Maybe you'll hear as I drive into your knees
With my c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-car car
c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-c-ca-car car

You cannot charge, I was just a slip
I don't really care, what I did to your hip
Get up off the ground; you'll be just fine
Don't wanna go to jail, and do lots of time.

Don't freakin' call the cops, you ugly stupid twit.
Your manager's ok, don't be such a sh*t.
I can hear the wail, of the sirens now
All I really wanted...
All I really wanted...
Was mayo on my cow.
Copyright© 2003 WR* Don't Steal. I'll find you. It won't be pretty.

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

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Destiny - June 25, 2019 - Report this comment
This so called "parody" is about my mother, and I'd like for it to be taken down as soon as possible. please contact me out its removal through email
Trying To Help - June 25, 2019 - Report this comment
@Destiny, you should post your grievance at

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