If I were a DJ even just for a day
I'd play my requests in the morning
But I'd never put on Beyonce
Jordin Sparks would be nice
Cos she gets no airplay
I'd just play the songs Iwanted
And if I ever got confronted for it
I'd say "Buy the CD,"

If I were a DJ
I hope I could understand
Beyonce's charms aren't radio-friendly
And play music by a better band

Wouldnt't listen to her
'Cause she makes my ears hurt
 So you'd hear the songs I wanted
If her new song's out, I'd ban it
Even if it left a few fans distraught

If I were a boy
I would answer my phone
Saying, "Sorry, that track's broken,"
So I'd get away with not putting it on

I'd put my ears first
I'd take one step at a time
Knowing that my listeners would be faithful
If their music tastes were as good as mine, good as mine

If I were a DJ
I hope I could understand
Beyonce's charms aren't radio friendly
And play music by a better band

Wouldn't listen to her
'Cause she makes my ears hurt
So you'd hear the songs I wanted
If her new song's out, I'd ban it
Even if it left a few fans distraught

It's a little too late to stop them playing this track
Now it's stuck in our heads
I can't forgive you for that
If you thought I would play it for you
You thought wrong

But you're just a DJ
You don't understand
And you don't understand, oh
Beyonce's charms aren't radio-friendly
Do you let them go 'cause you're a man?

r listen to her
You don't care our ears hurt
You've never played the songs I wanted
'Cause you played Put A Ring On It
And you left a good few listeners distraught
But you're just a DJ