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Song Parodies -> "I Found This Old Toy"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were A Boy"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"I Found This Old Toy"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

I found this old toy
it was hidden away
It got put in a box for dumping but I do not want it to go
I could get a good price from some of my pals
yes I am so glad that I found it I need someone to buy it from me
I'll make money you'll see

just found this toy
I think I could get a grand
but before I try and sell it I'll just have to wash off the sand
I think it could be quite rare

now I sure hope this works
that somebody will want it
because the guarantee's not on it
and all the paperwork is now void

now sell this old toy
which I admit is pre owned
and the bears nose has stuck on
as a child I just left it alone

I've seen some that are worse
and they still seem to go
because they are still so playful
bringing old memories home

when I sell this toy
I hope that there's a demand
I would send it by airmail
even if they are in Thailand

I'll put it online
cause I know how it works
but the guarantee's not with it
because I've lost the paperwork
and everything I had is destroyed

it's a little too late to stop the auction date
this was such a mistake
wish that it could just come back
but they've already paid for you
this is wrong

but I've sold this toy
it's gone to Thailand
(yeah it's gone to Thailand)
how it hurts to send your toy away
I'm really quite a soft toy fan

I still love the bear
this just made me feel worse
I really hope he doesn't want it
cause I took it for granted
and I really like all my soft toys

but now I've sold my toy

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Jeff Reuben - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Cute song, reminded me of Toy Story 3 for some reason. Nice choice of OS, I've tried thinking of a parody for this as well.
Patrick - July 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't know the original song, but I remember a few "toys" I wish I hadn't sold, or at least not so soon. And I few that I waited too late to sell.

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