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Song Parodies -> "Bingo Player (Put a Chip on it)"
Original Song Title:
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)"
Original Performer:
Beyonce
Parody Song Title:
"Bingo Player (Put a Chip on it)"
Parody Written by:
Sean Peters
The Lyrics
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players
Now put your hand up
Up for won, you just won cause of luck
You've got 5 all lined up
You've gone 5 reps with winning shit
It's finally your turn to win
Your 70 or up, down in a center
Playing like it's a sport
Acting tough, when mess up
Win and your so happy
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x24
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
You got jackets on on your hips, a band on writs
Got hearing and and everything
Got your card, and a couple of chips
You're ready and in your place
The numbers are being called, I-21
B-12 and G-55
It's just one more to be called for you
But then they go call B-9
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x24
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x24
Don't worry about the first game if you lost
You've got 10 more round to go
You've got all the time in the world, unless you die
Just be ready and listen to the numbers and make sure
That you look carefully, switch cards if you have no luck
Hope you win and reach for the stars, your making money on your own
If you don't, you won't be broke
You still got Social Security
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players
No put your hand up
Oh x26
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x3
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x3
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players
Now put your hand up
Up for won, you just won cause of luck
You've got 5 all lined up
You've gone 5 reps with winning shit
It's finally your turn to win
Your 70 or up, down in a center
Playing like it's a sport
Acting tough, when mess up
Win and your so happy
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x24
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
You got jackets on on your hips, a band on writs
Got hearing and and everything
Got your card, and a couple of chips
You're ready and in your place
The numbers are being called, I-21
B-12 and G-55
It's just one more to be called for you
But then they go call B-9
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x24
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x24
Don't worry about the first game if you lost
You've got 10 more round to go
You've got all the time in the world, unless you die
Just be ready and listen to the numbers and make sure
That you look carefully, switch cards if you have no luck
Hope you win and reach for the stars, your making money on your own
If you don't, you won't be broke
You still got Social Security
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players, all the bingo players
All the bingo players
No put your hand up
Oh x26
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x3
Cause if ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Don't be mad if you miss heard and you screw up bad
If ya heard it you should have put a chip on it
Oh x3
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Very Good.
VERY clever take on the OS! That oughta get those seniors dancing in the aisles and waving their boards!
BINGO!!!! pays $5.55.....
"B-5, I-5, N-5, G-55, O-55!" BINGO!!!! Congratulations, we have a winner! Love the OS and your parody!
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