If I was JM
Even just for a day
I'd make sure my hair looked fantastic
Then put on my red lipstick and go.
I'd flirt with the guys
And insult the girls
I'd do anything that I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Just coz I'm Jill Munrooooo
*If I was JM
I'd always look glamorous
I'd take every chance I got
To call someone ridiculous..
I'd dress in bright green
Make my make-up look scene
Even then I'd still be stunning
I'd be beautiful and cunning
And everything I want would be mine*
If I was JM
I would buy a big car
Drive round like Paris Hilton
So that everyone would say JMR
I'd put myself first
And cause discord as I go
And nobody would notice
Cos they just like my Prada coat
Prada coat
*Chorus*
She can wear anything and not look like a twat
And whatever she does, she is forgiven like that
If you thought I was secure round her
You thought wrong...
But your just a boy
You dont understand
How it feels to see JM each day and dig your nails into your hand
Cos you wish you were her
And that feeling, it hurts
She's got all you've ever wanted and she's taking it for granted
And using it to create mayhem
But thats just JM.