If I was a nerd
I’d play chess every day
Some people would call me weird
Others would cal me gay

But deep down I know
Its not gay that I am
For I have a weird attraction
To Microsoft Sam

If I was a nerd
I’d play on my pc
Doing geeky things like rune scape
And playing on halo 3

I’d know pi to fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Thousand places
I’d have bad hair, four eyes (glasses)
Trousers too high and braces
And I don’t give a damn

But I’m not a nerd
Least I hope that I’m not
But I do play halo 3
An awful lot

I get turned on
When computers eject
I admit that I’m a total
Utter social reject

I can speak in Klingon
And make working darlecks,
In face the only thing I can’t do
Is talk to the opposite sex

It’s a little too late to get you a girl friend
But don’t worry the computers back on the mend

I have no friends
They all left me
But I don’t need them anyway
I’ve got call of duty 3/ sim city 3

But I’m just a nerd
And I’ve got myself to thank
But I’m going to go away now
And have a-