It's a theft, not a fest
It's a theft, not a fest

[Eli]
It's a theft, not a fest
Every pass I've thrown had been picked off for six
I'm over-bearing, leaning on you
My O-line's perfect.
At least I'm not touched [He actually did get sacked once, but Derek Anderson didn't.]

[Coughlin]
If your wideouts caught those shots, that's fine
But can you slow it down, there's so much time and
To lose the start we have had
'Cause you're so eager to hook up with Plax [Plaxico Burress]

Stand outside the team car, think about
How you've been a fool
Think about how you will spread the ball to all the [receiving] crew

Remember this:

We'd never win that ring
If not for Dave Tyree
Don't pass to the same damn guy, you must admit
We've lost our perfect start. Pity, ain't it? Maybe.

They may be 2 and 3
Don't under value them
Their defense is good right now 'cause they're desperate
So don't you ever try to squeeze it to the same guy
It's inexcusable

[Eli]
But Derek A. to [Braylon] Edwards
So many times, it worked and it owns
Oops, I bet you thought that I didn't know
This passing pair will make you go "Oh No"

[Coughlin]
Eli, that isn't true
Last week's spread attack. Where was Plax?
Stuck in his room [suspended]
Watch this DVD
That was how you shred the Seahawks' D

Think about that coverage, you have been
Trapped back into school
Think 'bout how you'll spread to more than Plax & Toom [Amani Toomer]
Make no mistake

We'd never won that ring
If not for Dave Tyree
Don't pass to the same damn guy, you must admit
We've lost our perfect start. Pity, ain't it? Maybe.

Next week you face J.T. [O Sullivan]
Spread it like he had been
I can start a new QB by tomorrow
So don't you ever getting into thinking
You're irreplaceable

[Eli]
Since they are worse at rushing D
Can I just hand it away
Or scramble for a few
Coach, please, I will win it back for you
I won't lose it like I did
But the truth of the matter is
Replacing me is too insane

It's a theft, not a fest
I confess, made a mess

Mmm...

It's a theft, not a fest
Every pass I've thrown had been picked off for six
To the left, there's my Plax

[Coughlin]
Don't you ever try to squeeze it to the same guy
It's inexcusable

We'd never won that ring
If not for Dave Tyree
Don't pass to the same damn guy, you must admit
We've lost our perfect start. Pity, ain't it? Maybe.

They may be 2 and 3
Don't under value them
Their defense is good right now 'cause they're desperate
So don't you ever try to squeeze it to the same guy

We'd never won that ring
If not for Dave Tyree
Don't pass to the same damn guy, you must admit
We've lost our perfect start. Pity, ain't it?

You can just think about how they did it
How your plan got smashed every minute
I can start a new QB by tomorrow
So don't you ever think that you're the QB
It's inexcusable