Song Parodies -> "Myspace"

Original Song Title:

"Bat Country"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Avenged Sevenfold

Parody Song Title:

"Myspace"

Parody Written by:

a7x_deathbat_fallen1

The Lyrics

yeah. you need to extend some of my words to match it with the song so that it makes sense. and this is one of my first parodies so sorry if it kinda sucks and yes it is about being a myspace whore.

He who makes a whore out of himself must be online now

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Caught here on the homepage
Tom is making myspace gay
I'm clicking on my page to look at all my comments
my layout is better than yours, I have falling hearts
oh my god comment my pics cuz I have new ones up now

Leave me comments or send me a message (online now)
too much time and I'm starting to get an attraction, my myspace is better than yours (oh my god) no one can stop me cuz im on all day
cuz i have no life and myspace ate my soul so leave me some comments and i'll comment back. my hand is on the mouse im looking at your page oh look you put up new pictures, I think i'll leave you a comment, I have no life..comment me i'll be online all day
leave me comments or send me a message(online now) too much time and im starting to get an attraction, my myspace is better than yours (oh my god) no one can stop me cuz im online all day

So sorry i'm not there cuz i'm too busy looking at your myspace, commenting your pics but have fun while I read your blog...

Caught here on the homepage
Tom is making myspace gay
these eyes won't see the same pictures twice in one day

Sometimes I don't know why I can't ever sign off but then I realize I have a comment I may get a friend request but i'll whore you to my 10k so whore me and comment me back

I make a whore out of myself [ahahahaha] yeah, i'm online right now

Leave me comments or send me a message (online now) too much time and i'm starting to get an attraction, my myspace is better than yours (oh my god) no one can stop me cuz im on all day

So sorry i'm not there cuz i'm too busy looking at your myspace, commenting your pics but have fun while I read your blog...
i'll send you a message and go look at Tom's page, maybe upload more pics, fuck I have to check for comments, messages, friend requests and bulletins right now...

if youre wondering why it says too much time.. myspace whores are usually online all day and have way too much time to be doing other things.

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

A7X 4 L!FE - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment

lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. this is the most stupid thing ive ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep up the stupid work;) cool coooooOoOOoOlLlLl:D Buh Bye!

Devin - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment

It was good but, i like this better: "Bat Country" "He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man" Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay. I tried to drive all through the night, the heat stroke ridden weather, the barren empty sights. No oasis here to see, the sand is singing deathless words to me. [Chorus:] Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone). Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone). No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention. As I adjust to my new sights the rarely tired lights will take me to new heights. My hand is on the trigger I'm ready to ignite. Tomorrow might not make it but everything's all right. Mental fiction follows me; show me what it's like to be set free. [Chorus] So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear. Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem. Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay. These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today. Sometimes I don't know why we'd rather live than die, we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives. We may get some solutions but most just pass us by, don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right. I'll make a beast out of myself, gets rid of all the pain of being a man. [Chorus] So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear. Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem. I've known it from the start all these good ideas will tear your brain apart. Scared but you can follow me I'm too weird to live but much too rare to die.

SHANNON - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment

KIGHBGRRETIURTIDHFJDFBNMXBNCJUVLHFDUFHUAAAJAFHIOEWFJAOIFKLAJDSFOIDJFA

Phil "Taiki Ishumaru" - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment

dude, try listening to the song and count the beats. then write words exactly or close enough to them. this parody was more of a myspace bashing than a song.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.