My name's Oscar,I live on a street (can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street)
The street that I live on is Sesame (one important word that he say is scram)
I can feel it,and withstand it,it's lot of garbage,how far ya take it (he's just a grouch at Sesame)
And don't you tell me you're talking dirty,you won't convince me,I won't listen (123 Sesame Street,he's right here)

Trashcan that he lives in,his name is Oscar
He keeps the junk everyday,the grass is greener
His destination always so known,I'll find my way there
But you Sesame Muppets,stop wasting my time

I won't be like Elmo,he lives in his apartment
If Prairie Dawn's doing something wrong as Cookie Monster takes her place
And don't try to bother Bert,he is getting mad you know
Don't try to tell me I'm offensive,I am such a rough disgrace

Sesame Street is the place,the air is very sweet,yuck!
No offense,living in my can,and your trash talk won't be fun

You guys don't understand a word called "scram" (things aren't trying to get too messy)
What part of the word "scram" you don't understand (get set to get down and dirty)
Oh you're so excuseless,let me remind you to be aggressive,but not offensive (Look out! Oscar the grouch beware!)
Bring you action,but forget the satisfaction,you will believe it (pick up pieces of his trash below)

I'm really bothered with useless rumors,too much garbage (all the same)
(he knows his destination)
I'll stand right here,in your neighborhood you Bob McGrath (there's no shame)
Don't ever take my side,some things are never right,I'm envy and so green (Nothing's what it seems)
Don't try to make a fight,I felt confused all right,been feeling too obscene

Trashcan that he lives in,his name is Oscar
He keeps the junk everyday,the grass is greener
His destination always so known,I'll find my way there
But Telly Monster are you out of your mind?

I went to this street alone and I am still here
I'll stay with Prairie Dawn till 2:00,you're perfectly clear (I live in this can)
His garbage show-off is tonight,I'm feeling alright
But you Sesame Muppets stop wasting my time

Sesame Street is the place,the air is very sweet,yuck!
No offense,living in my can,and your trash talk won't be fun

I won't be like Elmo,he lives in his apartment
If Prairie Dawn's doing something wrong as Cookie Monster takes her place
And don't try to bother Bert,he's is getting mad you know
Don't try to tell me I'm offensive,I am such a rough disgrace

So try and get the worst of me (no one should help but your own self)
Sesame Street's always safe (okay,don't try to attack me)
You see that garbage truck,it will come on trash day
I am grouchy,trashy,green,even you will never show your junk,you stupid
And I'm worst of all before but I'll settle the score,things get still putrid