Song Parodies -> Addicted (To Brew)
| Original Song Title: | "Addicted" |
| Original Performer: | A Simple Plan |
| Parody Song Title: | "Addicted (To Brew)" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
You called me to the party
But something you should know
It's no trick
I'm addicted to brew
When on a bend, there are no spares
A six pack just goes right through me
It's so hard to live like this
I try to stick with Pepsi, but I shove it all away
I'm trying to explain that
I'm addicted to brew
And I'll drink more than I pay for
I'm addicted to brew
Did you hear what I said?
You will never call me over again
For liquor
I'm quicker...
A hescher!
The first day I drank beer
Don't know, it was a case or two
I wasn't sick
I'm addicted to brew
You won't want me in your crew
I'd drink a thousand cans before I'm through
And I'll never need to p***
Best way to make you happy
I think that you just should
Hide all your brew
Yes, stash it all away!
Can't you understand that
I'm addicted to brew
Though it's not like that I need it
I'm addicted to brew
No hangover
Don't forget what I said
'Cause I'll empty out the cooler again
Big drinker!
Big drinker!
Tonight I will be drinking
My cuervezas with lime
The Jagers I will be chugging
And Leinies divine!
There is no mistaking that
I'm addicted to brew
I imbibe it, then absorb it
I'm addicted to brew
I reiterate that
I'm addicted to brew
I repeat it, and restate it
I'm addicted to brew
Big beer lover
I just love beer, I guess
And I won't be drinking Kool-Aid again
Just liquor
Malt liquor
I'm addicted to brew
Budweiser
I'm addicted to brew
Anheuser
I'm addicted to brew
Hard lager
I'm addicted to brew
I chug 'er!
But something you should know
It's no trick
I'm addicted to brew
When on a bend, there are no spares
A six pack just goes right through me
It's so hard to live like this
I try to stick with Pepsi, but I shove it all away
I'm trying to explain that
I'm addicted to brew
And I'll drink more than I pay for
I'm addicted to brew
Did you hear what I said?
You will never call me over again
For liquor
I'm quicker...
A hescher!
The first day I drank beer
Don't know, it was a case or two
I wasn't sick
I'm addicted to brew
You won't want me in your crew
I'd drink a thousand cans before I'm through
And I'll never need to p***
Best way to make you happy
I think that you just should
Hide all your brew
Yes, stash it all away!
Can't you understand that
I'm addicted to brew
Though it's not like that I need it
I'm addicted to brew
No hangover
Don't forget what I said
'Cause I'll empty out the cooler again
Big drinker!
Big drinker!
Tonight I will be drinking
My cuervezas with lime
The Jagers I will be chugging
And Leinies divine!
There is no mistaking that
I'm addicted to brew
I imbibe it, then absorb it
I'm addicted to brew
I reiterate that
I'm addicted to brew
I repeat it, and restate it
I'm addicted to brew
Big beer lover
I just love beer, I guess
And I won't be drinking Kool-Aid again
Just liquor
Malt liquor
I'm addicted to brew
Budweiser
I'm addicted to brew
Anheuser
I'm addicted to brew
Hard lager
I'm addicted to brew
I chug 'er!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.
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Cheers mate!
The obvious title sub, but I guess it was a day by day job parody 4 you because unless you really have become an alcoholic I think the pacing could have been a little tighter and the Agri I've seen hug rounds would not have left a chorus line sitting with the verse like "can't you understand that". Now I feel pretty much the same way 4 taking on booze parodies these days, we both have more than 300 under our belts so you know what I mean 4 sure, if not you can always take a crack at "I'm attracted to ewes", though that sheep pun subject have also been pretty much done by to many of us too often already, right? :-)
Yes. Well done. Not sure of some of the speeling ya got on this one, but what was p***.. isn't it supposed to rhyme with puke? hehe
Tim: The original line is "Do you think I deserve this?" Take it from there. ;)
Yes, I misspelled "cervezas." Thanks for your supports, all.
Yes, I misspelled "cervezas." Thanks for your supports, all.
I love this absolutely amazing song parody you've done. It reminds me of Bob and Doug Mckenzie from SCTV. Those two guys were awesome.
Excellent!
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