Tell me the last time that I've cleaned
Gotten that nice clean sparkly sheen
Its been a decade or two
I'm down to one last pair of shoes
I'll find things I should throw away
I'll clean under my bed someday
"Til then, I'll stick to
Cleaning up my floor

I'll clean up my
Dirty filthy big mess
Dirty filthy big mess
In my room
Don't tell my mom
That I haven't cleaned here
(that I haven't cleaned here)
Since 1992
Dirty filthy big mess
It's gotta go

When the floor is getting green,
It's high time that you should clean
Too bad for me
It's true
I didn't clean
Now my floor is blue
That is not the worst of it
My room's so bad I can't get out of it
I will just have to live in here for now

I'll clean up my
Dirty filthy big mess
I'll clean up my
Dirty filthy big mess
Dirty filthy big mess
In my room
Don't tell my mom
That I haven't cleaned here
(that I haven't cleaned here)
Since 1992
Dirty filthy big mess
It's gotta go
The things I keep inside
The mess I can't deny
These moldy plates don't lie
My mom won't go inside
I need to clean it up
Or else I'm grounded

I'll clean up my
Dirty filthy big mess
I'll clean up my
Dirty filthy big mess
Dirty filthy big mess
In my room
Don't tell my mom
That I haven't cleaned here
(that I haven't cleaned here)
Since 1992
Dirty filthy big mess
It's gotta go

I'll clean up my
Dirty filthy big mess
I'll clean up my
Dirty filthy big mess
Dirty filthy big mess
In my room
Don't tell my mom
That I haven't cleaned here
(that I haven't cleaned here)
Since 1992
Dirty filthy big mess
Dirty filthy big mess
dirty filthy big mess
It's gotta go
It's gotta go