Look at me, my name's Tom Cruise
No I'm not one of those loons
So I said that I would eat
Placenta, it can't be beat

Tell me what is so wrong with that
Don't you know it is low in fat
I think that everyone just ought to know

I will feast on my baby's placenta (My baby's placenta)
Don't knock it, gonna season it with ground red pepper
(Gonna spice it up, yeah, kick it up a notch, BAM)
Some fresh tasty placenta
Pass the soy sauce

Ap-pet-i-zer I have planned
Eat the cord with cinnamon
In fact I won't need no scissors
Just chew through with incisors

Some might say that I've lost my mind
Hubbard says I'm completely fine
He is the only one that truly knows

I will feast on my baby's placenta (My baby's placenta)
Don't think that I have lost my mind and now I'm mental
(Shut up "til you try it, maybe I should fry it)
My baby's fresh placenta
Pass that cord blood

And Katie will lie there (lie there)
As silent as a chair (a chair)
The baby's gone somewhere (taken)
Without mom, I don't care
Be eating right then
Tasty innards

I will feast on my baby's placenta
Don't knock it, gonna season it with ground red pepper

I will feast on my baby's placenta
(My baby's placenta)
Don't think that I have lost my mind and now I'm mental
(Shut up "til you try it, maybe I should fry it)
My baby's fresh placenta
Baby's fresh placenta
Baby's fresh placenta

You never know
Could eat the toes