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Song Parodies -> "Bye Bye, Brady"
Original Song Title:
"Bye Bye, Baby"
Original Performer:
Alice Cooper
Parody Song Title:
"Bye Bye, Brady"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Ah yes, another football season over...another end of regime for a head coach at the University of Michigan. Brady Hoke is now out and some poor schlub will have to take over the most winningest program in college football. Well, I figured it would nice to have a farewell "tribute" to the latest head coach casualty. Original Song
I heard the news today
Things aren’t going well
Folks are ecstatic, “About time!
Past few years were hell!”
Had eleven wins, then eight
Then seven, ends with five
A hundred-thousand fans can wave
They’ll wave your ass goodbye!
Once undefeated when they played at home
Now poor Ann Arbor’s all alone
You couldn’t beat those damn Spartans!
It’s time that you left Michigan!
So now,
Bye bye, Brady
End your term
Bye bye, Brady
This team has been unfurled
While other teams were soaring
We couldn’t move the ball
You beat the Buckeyes that one time...
Nothing since that time
Hate how that A.A. team plays
Can’t move the F’N ball!
“We’re fine” That’s such balony!
So glad you’re fin’lly gone
I'm confused how they got bad
Yet, not the worst they’ve ever had
That is Rich Rodriguez, but now he is coachin’
At Arizona, now he’s not bad
God damn!
Bye bye, Brady
It’s absurd
Bye bye, Brady
A Harbaugh I’d prefer
They’d tried to save you, give you some more time
But four years dragged on by
Now you can go and walk on home
Back to Ball State, call the Aztec’s phone!
(Bye bye, Brady) Bye bye, Brady
(Bye bye, Hoke) It’s time to go
(Bye bye, Brady) Such a big fail
(Bye bye, Hoke) Tell me, why did we keep ya?
(Bye bye, Brady) Someone call up Jim Harbaugh!
Oh... Les Miles as well!
Bye bye, Brady
Things aren’t going well
Folks are ecstatic, “About time!
Past few years were hell!”
Had eleven wins, then eight
Then seven, ends with five
A hundred-thousand fans can wave
They’ll wave your ass goodbye!
Once undefeated when they played at home
Now poor Ann Arbor’s all alone
You couldn’t beat those damn Spartans!
It’s time that you left Michigan!
So now,
Bye bye, Brady
End your term
Bye bye, Brady
This team has been unfurled
While other teams were soaring
We couldn’t move the ball
You beat the Buckeyes that one time...
Nothing since that time
Hate how that A.A. team plays
Can’t move the F’N ball!
“We’re fine” That’s such balony!
So glad you’re fin’lly gone
I'm confused how they got bad
Yet, not the worst they’ve ever had
That is Rich Rodriguez, but now he is coachin’
At Arizona, now he’s not bad
God damn!
Bye bye, Brady
It’s absurd
Bye bye, Brady
A Harbaugh I’d prefer
They’d tried to save you, give you some more time
But four years dragged on by
Now you can go and walk on home
Back to Ball State, call the Aztec’s phone!
(Bye bye, Brady) Bye bye, Brady
(Bye bye, Hoke) It’s time to go
(Bye bye, Brady) Such a big fail
(Bye bye, Hoke) Tell me, why did we keep ya?
(Bye bye, Brady) Someone call up Jim Harbaugh!
Oh... Les Miles as well!
Bye bye, Brady
Brady Hoke is the former head coach of the Ball State Cardinals and the San Diego State Aztecs. He also mentioned in his original press conference as the new head coach that "he would have walked to Ann Arbor to be the new coach." Jim Harbaugh, a University of Michigan alum, is the current head coach of the San Francisco 49'ers (and rumored to be the new head coach). Les Miles (Michigan alum, current Louisiana State football coach) is equally as rumored.
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After reading the beginning of the sentence, I thought you were referring to other Brady.
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