Song Parodies -> "Shouldn't Be Allowed To Teach"

Original Song Title:

"Knees Of My Bees"

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Original Performer:

"Shouldn't Be Allowed To Teach"

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The Lyrics

This is about a teacher at my school. I wrote this after a bad day with him. Why not publicly humiliate a teacher on the internet? And most of the school do hate him in case you think I'm crazy like that. :)

We here at Caldew Secondary mostly think
You are the worst thing to happen to us
You're addicted to our humiliation
For us to be shamed in front of our class

You are a dinosaur stuck in the bo-
Dy of a man and somehow you think you can teach
You're an incarnation of the Devil
And how we wish you were with the hot brimstone

You should not be, allowed to teach
Mr. Ca-ampbell
You should not be, allowed to teach

You are an idiot who knows of no limits
When it comes to stupidity in this world
Waste all our lessons with mythical boasting
About how you're hard when you're like a schoolgirl

You should not be, allowed to teach
Mr. Ca-ampbell
You should not be, allowed to teach

You're the opposite of hip and you know it
Hate rappers who call women bitches or whores
Think you're the only sane teacher in the school
When others are laughing at you behind doors

You should not be, allowed to teach
Mr. Ca-ampbell
You should not be, allowed to teach

You should not be, allowed to teach
Mr. Ca-ampbell
You should not be, allowed to teach

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