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Song Parodies -> "Wound Up"

Original Song Title:

"Locked Up"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wound Up"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

NOTE: This is NOT an attack parody, as i'm sure we've all gone through this at some stage, and also, this isn't based on anyone in particular
Sittin' reading new submissions
Only rated 2
If only the pacing's better
And the rhymes were better too
Ideas stolen
Got frustrated
Gave my opinion
Then he spat at me

He got wound up
(I can't calm him down, I can't calm him down)
He got worked up
(I try calm him down, no, I try calm him down)
The work that he's proud of
(He just won't calm down, he just won't calm down)
Setting the hounds off
(And he won't calm down, no, he just won't calm down)

He's sitting there snapping at me
After I criticised
He's not getting no calmer
He says my votes are lies
If only he would listen
Then maybe he would see
That i've got my opinion
But this is only mine

But he's wound up
(He ain't calming down, he aint calming down)
Waking the pound up
(Really should calm down, oh, really should calm down)
Should be bound up,
(Please calm him down, please calm him down)
Before he gets locked up,
(So calm him down, oh, so calm him down)

My criticism is hard to come by
Seems like he's too mad at me
His comments box is almost empty
His work's gettin' no better to me
Can't wait to post again and tell him what to do right
But he ain't listening to me instead he barks and bites

'Cause he's too wound up
(Will you please calm down? Will you please calm down?)
His anger's mount up
(And he won't calm down, no, he won't calm down)
He's kicking a stink up,
(Deep breaths, calm down, deep breaths, calm down)
I think he should count down
(Take it easy now, oh, take it easy now)
Why does he post it?
(Can't calm him down)
Thinks he's authority
(Can't calm him down)
Won't make much money, though
(Can't calm him down)
Give him a comment, maybe
(Can't calm him down)
'Cause he's wound up
(Can't calm him down)
Says i'm lying
(Can't calm him down)
He's too wound up
(Can't calm him down)
Get him out of here (Can't calm him down)
He's wound up
(Can't calm him down, Can't calm him down)
Maybe too wound up
(Can't calm him down)
Where's his rhyme scheme in these songs now, baby (Can't calm him down)
He's wound up
(Can't calm him down)
Real wound up
(Can't calm him down)
(Can't calm him down)
Why can't he accept my comments (Can't calm him down)
He's too wound up
Like this? Then you should like the rest of my work. Either do a search 'Dumb Ass Kid' or go to 'Parody Authors' and look for me. At the time this Parody was submitted, I have 13 parodies.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   3

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Rex - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Too true, unfortunately. Love your comment at the bottom on finding your other songs - mind if I stea... uh, adapt it for my own use?
Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Not at all, Rex. In fact, it's an honour knowing that my parodies are inspiring people to make their own! Just make it good, okay?!
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh sorry! You mean the little 'Like this?' bit at the bottom?, Yeah, of course you can! I sto- i mean adapted it from someone else, anyway!
Tarquin - July 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What it this if not an attack parody?
Dumb Ass Kid - July 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't be an attack parody... no names are mentioned in it. If, however, it was called "[insert name] is a w*nker", then it could be classed as an attack parody. This is just giving my point of view to a situation which occured months ago
E.D.S - October 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I really like this!!!

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