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Song Parodies -> "The Stalking Song Pt. II"

Original Song Title:

"The Leaving Song Pt. II"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"The Stalking Song Pt. II"

Parody Written by:

Anna & Angela

The Lyrics

My friend and I wrote this while sitting in class during or guidance person's speech on separating your dreams from realities. This was my response.
Don't waste your cash!
I won't go anyway!
Ditch my classes for Afee!
I did not like
This college anyway!
But at Davey's, I'm happy!

I graduated... Valedictorian... Used a scholarship... And...

BROKE DOWN!
In front of Davey's!
DROPPED OUT!
Of Berkeley College!
I WOULD!
I'd rather live with a rockstar!

I crashed my car
Into Lord Havok's yard!
He did look quite unhappy...
But while injured
He did take care of me!
"Hospital service here's crappy!"

Used a scholarship...It is not a waste... Because I...

BROKE DOWN!
In front of Davey's!
DROPPED OUT!
Of Berkeley College!
I WOULD!
I'd rather live with a rockstar!

BROKE DOWN!
In front of Davey's!
DROPPED OUT!
Of Berkeley College!
I WOULD!
I'd rather live with a rockstar!

I left my world behind and came to Cali, I
I left my world behind and came to Berkeley, I
I left my world behind and came to Davey, I
I left life because

I saw the house...
From the back road...
I saw The Davey...
I hit the breaks...
I stubbed my toe...
And now he sees me!

....I...

BROKE DOWN!
In front of Davey's!
DROPPED OUT!
Of Berkeley College!
I WOULD!
I'd rather live with a rockstar!

BROKE DOWN!
In front of Davey's!
DROPPED OUT!
Of Berkeley College!
I WOULD!
I'd rather live with a rockstar... My rockstar!

STALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Neither my friend, nor I condone stalking in any way. This was simply a joke, not meant to be taken seriously. Really folks, don't stalk Davey (or Adam, aor Hunter, or The Jade), I doubt they'd like that very much...Also, as a final note, YES, I know AFI is an acronyme, and that it stands for A Fire Inside. -Anna

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Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, that was funny. I hadn't heard the real song in a long time either
Lily - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny... Expecially the part "I crashed my car Into Lord Havok's yard!"
Your Worst Nightmare - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! "I crashed my car into Lord Havok's yard. He did look quite unhappy." No really. I wonder why!

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