Song Parodies -> "Covered in Mold"

Original Song Title:

"Silver and Cold"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

AFI

Parody Song Title:

"Covered in Mold"

Parody Written by:

Michelle

The Lyrics

Kids, this is what happens when you mix cafeteria food and geography class...

I, I went on a trip
A road trip to Seattle
Had to stop
Maybe have a sandwich
But here
At the truck stop greasy spoon
It is covered in mold
Chef's surprise seafood platter
I hold...

Truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop
Truck stops are nasty
Ohhh
As my extra-rare steak shows signs of life,
I do scream
"Oh I think it's still breathing!"
(Truck stops are nasty) truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop

I, buy a bucket of wings
Oh my lord they're so chewy
Gonna choke
Hope you know the Heimlich...
Also!
It smells badly of mildew
It is covered in mold
Ordered in bulk truck stop barf bag
I hold...

Truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop
Truck stops are nasty
Ohhh
As my extra-rare steak shows signs of life,
I do scream
"Oh I think it's still breathing!"
(Truck stops are nasty) truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop

Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna have a sip
Hold my nostrils, the smell is just so damn putrid
Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna have a sip
Hold my nostrils, the smell is just so damn!
Just so damn!... oh it stinks
Oh this nasty truck stop now!

Truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop
Truck stops are nasty
Ohhh
As my extra-rare steak shows signs of life,
I do scream
"Oh I think it's still breathing!"
(Truck stops are nasty) truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop

Truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop
Truck stops are nasty
Ohhh
As my extra-rare steak shows signs of life,
I do scream
"Oh I think it's still breathing!"
(Truck stops are nasty) truck stops are nasty
Oh, this nasty truck stop!

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Agrimorfee - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment

I read this after your link in the message board. I don't know any AFI songs, but I kinda think I learned what they sound like just from your song. 555 (and that's rare from me on a song I never heard before,too!) Good stuff.

Michelle - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks!

LadyGaladriel - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment

455 just because there's a few lines you could've cut down to make it smoother, but it was hilarious.

esther - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment

That was kinda funny... but what Lady G said.

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