It's such a delicious lunch meat
But as nutritious it's the worst
But FDA is never testing
So I don't care and I just splurge

It's probly processed diseased cows
Thats why its so cheap
Might have poisons to kill or cause disease
But it tastes good to me
Love lunch meat, but I don't know what's in Spam
I'll grab some bread and slice or eat strait from the can
Love lunch meat, but I don't know what's in Spam
Cholesterol, I don't know

I eat a pound and then I want more
I go through a dozen cans or two
Must have drugs for how addicting
All the sandwiches I consume

In the can is unknown as of now
It's mystery meat
Every bite is fun and exciting
Hypothetically
Love lunch meat, but I don't know what's in Spam
Is it pork or mice or is it just simply ham
Love lunch meat, but I don't know what's in Spam
Cholesterol, I just don't know
I don't know

And no matter how much I buy
Don't get sick of it and still eat
It shows, it shows
Pre-digested chicken parts
Does someone know what's in this stuff?
Who knows, who knows

Great lunch meat, but what the heck's in Spam
The secrets lie deep within the can
Love lunch meat, but I don't know what's in Spam
Cholesterol, Cholesterol

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I don't know what's in Spam
I don't know what's in Spam
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I love it, but I don't know what's in Spam

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I don't know what's in Spam
I don't know what's in Spam
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I love it, but I don't know what's...