Another day I'm going sober
And everyone's thinking it's a shame
All that booze is on the counter
And I think that it's going to waste
You know most people cannot wait
Until they can make people look so great

I'm here without booze baby
But I'll start drinking here in time
I know I want you baby
But first I have got to drink me fine
I'm here without booze baby
So it's hard holding the drinks
Cuz I just want to start sipping

The shots just keep coming
I'm downing before you can tell me no
And all the time I am thinking
Where did all the ugly people go ehhhhhh

I'm full of booze now baby
And it's close to closing time
I'm seeing double baby
And I think both of you are so fine
I'm full of booze now baby
And now I'm stumbling
Cuz Jared got a drink for me

And now it's last call, now it's time to go
But it's hard cuz I'm a lightweight my love
And I'm about to fall, so I'm now cut off
I'm not smart enough to give away my bud

I think I'll stop drinking
Cuz it hasn't been to fun of times
And these damn hangovers
Are really killing my mind
And now I'm driving baby
I am you're honorable double D
So go on and have yourself a drink