I took a visit to Rick's used car lot yesterday
I wanted a white Corvette but Rick himself said "Hey,
You only got enough dough for our brown '87 van."
I am still mad at that man, yeah

I saw the bad brown paint job and the broken tail light
I didn't want it, but for my salary it was right
I would much rather have a cherry red sports car,
but those rides are for folks in the higher income bar!
Will you still date me if I have a used brown minivan?
Do you care if my choice in cars is rather incredibly bland?
If I make you stare at pink fuzzy dice will you fight?
My car bites.

You called me a loser, you called me a freak,
You said my taste in vehicles was weak,
You wanted someonle who had a new '03,
but all I owned was some junk the dealer got for free
Will you still date me if I have a used brown minivan?
Do you care if if my taste in cars is rather incredibly bland?
If I make you stare at pink fuzzy dice will you fight?
My car bites.

(MUSICAL INTERLUDE)

Will you still date me if I have a used brown minivan?
Do you care if my taste in cars is rather incredibly bland?
If I make you stare at pink fuzzy dice will you fight?
My car bites.

Yeah!
Will you still date me if I have a used brown minivan?
Do you care if my taste in cars is rather incredibly bland?
If I make you stare at pink fuzzy dice will you fight?
My car bites.