I took a walk around the block to the nearest bar,
I woke up naked in a gutter the next night,
I watched the world series piss drunk and rooted for the Mets,
I feel like I'm too drunk and about to projectile vomit, yeah,

I watched the world series piss drunk and rooted for the Mets,
I knew it had
to do something with that scotch I drank that night,
I really don't care if I piss myself now or later,
As long as I get another shot at the end,

Will you still call me Scott hall if I get piss drunk,
Will you be by my side when I'm puking my brains out,
I'll keep a bottle of vodka right by my
bedside with my drunkie abilities, my vodka

You call me drunk, you call me hammered,
But still I'm too fucked up to listen,
You've forgotten all the times that I puked on you and bumped my head against the wall,
I stumbled in, fell on the floor and puked all over it, you picked me up, I puked up more I drank that night,

Will you still call me Scott hall if I get piss drunk,
Will you be by my side when I'm puking my brains out,
I'll keep a bottle of vodka right by my
bedside with my drunkie abilities, my vodka

Will you still call me Scott hall if I get piss drunk,
Will you be by my side when I'm puking my brains out,
I'll keep a bottle of vodka right by my
bedside with my drunkie abilities, my vodka

Will you still call me Scott hall if I get piss drunk,
Will you be by my side when I'm puking my brains out,
I'll keep a bottle of vodka right by my
bedside with my drunkie abilities, my vodka