For the Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review, and Timing Association They wear organdy dresses and high-button shoes They read Playboy magazine and Hot-Rod News There's Patience Proper and Prudence Prim You oughta see 'em do the swim They come from Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga too For a sewing circle and book review The little old ladies wait in wild anticipation For the meetings of the double-A-C A-S-S-N The Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review, and Timing Association They toot around town in their big Grand Prixes Sittin' in their bucket seats, shootin' the breeze You know that all week long they put up jammin' preserves And on weekends they negotiate curves They come from Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga too For a sewing circle and book review The little old ladies wait in wild anticipation For the meetings of the double-A-C A-S-S-N The Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review, and Timing Association The meeting breaks up with a thunderous roar Then there's a mad mad rush for the big oak door They run to their cars like the start at LeMans Then they go spinnin' donuts in the lawns They come from Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga too For a sewing circle and book review The little old ladies wait in wild anticipation For the meetings of the double-A-C A-S-S-N The Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review, and Timing Association