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Song lyrics aren't supposed to be a fountain of perfect english, but on the other hand some are just so atrocious, they need to get called out. We're not looking for sentance fragments or the word ain't since there are too many instances to count.

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics, The Vaselines

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The Vaselines', "Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam"
The Lyrics:
Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam.
They got it right in the song title, and "doesn't" does fit the meter, but they still insisted on saying "don't", oddly. The Nirvana cover contains the same mistake.
Submitted by: MO

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