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Monty Python, "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life"
Your husband just decapitated the babysitter
Your husband just decamped with the babysitter
This was a different version of the song released in the UK in 1991, the lyrics of which differ slightly to the 70s version taken from The Life of Brian movie (the line I misheard does not appear in the original 1979 version of the song but appears in the 1991 release).
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