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Jay Ferguson, "Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boys, you want some s**x?
You can squeeze the sails,
you can lick the dicks
You can squeeze the sails,
you can lick the dicks
Original Lyrics:
Hey boys, you want some *s**x?
You can squeeze the sails,
You can lick the decks
You can squeeze the sails,
You can lick the decks
I guess the real lyrics are sort of PG-13, but not as bad as we thought.
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