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Procol Harum, "A Whiter Shade of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
One of sixteen vestal virgins was leaving for the coast, and although my eyes were opened, they might just as well been toast.
Original Lyrics:
One of sixteen vestal virgins was leaving for the coast, and although my eyes were opened, they might just as well been closed.
I thought it meant that once vestal virgins got to the coast, they'd cavort at the beach with boys, and their virginity would then be "toast."

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