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Jay Ferguson, "Shakedown Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
You can squeeze yourselves, you can lick your dicks."
Original Lyrics:
The captain says, "You boys want some sex?
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."
You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks."
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