Editor's note: This submission originally had "p****", but I don't know what it could mean, as this notation is ambiguous. I have come across three potential five-letter words starting with "P" that have been deemed somewhat offensive, but are not actual obscenities. However, I don't know which five-letter word could be heard in place of "parking" (a seven-letter word); IOW, it's not clear what the word is when all the letters are censored except the first.