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Cold Chisel, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep trying with a three legged dog
or
Cheap wine and a fillet pork
or
Bitten by a teenage bloke
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Cheap Wine and a three day grope
or
Sheep white and a three legged goat
or
Cheap wine and 3 gay goats
or
Cheap wine and a 3 day coke
or
Cheap wine and a female goat
or
Cheap wine and a three legged goat.
or
Cheap wine and I'm three days home
or
Cheap wine and a secret hope
or
Cheap wine and a chicko roll
Original Lyrics:
Cheap wine and a 3 day growth.

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