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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Type O Negative's, "Black No. 1"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Blood, blood, blood, blood no more war
The Real Lyrics:
Black, black, black, black no. 1
The Story: This was the first time I saw/heard Type O Negative. I was watching their video for Black No.1. Apparently, I didn't pay attention to what the title was and I started singing along to it, singing 'Blood, blood, blood, blood, no more war'. My sister started laughing at me and asked me if I knew what the title of the song was. I felt like an idiot. I think that my version sounds better. - Submitted by: LittleMsIdiot
Type O Negative's, "Black No. 1"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You can't go out 'cause your b**bs are showing
Dye 'em black.
The Real Lyrics:
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
Dye 'em black.
The Story: I heard this on a Stevie T video - Submitted by: Parker
Type O Negative's, "Christian Woman"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She Needs! Her Pussy Stinks
The Real Lyrics:
She needs
Corpus Christi
The Story: Even after we read the cover and the correct lyrics we still sang it the same way - Submitted by: GenocideWaste

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