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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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TISM's, "Ol' Man River"

The Misheard Lyrics:

Hillary has, Hillary has, Hillary has a penis brain

The Real Lyrics:

Hilary had, Hilary had, Hilary had it in his veins

The Story: My brother thought this is what he heard. It's funny because Hillary Clinton arguably is a very stupid and hypocritical politician. Indeed, that's not saying much, seeing that so are many other politicians. - Submitted by: Evan

There are more TISM misheard lyrics available.

Indexes:

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[A]

[B]

[C]

[D]

[E]

[F]

[G]

[H]

[I]

[J]

[K]

[L]

[M]

[N]

[O]

[P]

[Q]

[R]

[S]

[T]

[U]

[V]

[W]

[Y]

[Z]

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