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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Rumors (Remix, 7:43min., 1986) / Vinyl Maxi Single [Vinyl 12''] album at
Timex Social Club's, "Rumors"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Look at all these rumors
The Real Lyrics:
Making all these rumors
The Story: The real lyrics tend to make sense. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Timex Social Club's, "Rumors"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My best friend said that's why I'll never beat on the girl next door. Or My best friend said that's why I'll never be with the girl next door.
The Real Lyrics:
My best friend said there's one out now about me and the girl next door.
The Story: I think the misheard lyrics actually sound more accurate. - Submitted by: Carly B. Steffen

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