Misheard Song Lyrics -> Stories -> Rocky Horror Picture Show

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Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


Rocky Horror Picture Show: 25th Anniversary Anthology album at Amazon.com
Rocky Horror Picture Show's, "Hot Patootie"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Hold that pee, bless my soul.
The Real Lyrics:
Hot patootie, bless my soul.
The Story: I was on a car journey and I really REALLY needed to use the restroom, so I tried telling my parents. But they were chatting on their own and wouldn't listen. When I heard that song on the radio, I was really confused and nearly wet myself trying to do as the radio told me. In the end, when I got to the nearest restroom, and there was a short queue, I told my mom. And she told me it was probably my mind trying to tell me something. - Submitted by: R-7 Cold
Rocky Horror Picture Show's, "Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I want an attorney.
The Real Lyrics:
Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty.
The Story: The first time I saw this movie was in high school. Our music director/drama coach was very fond of it. Afterwards, I kept asking why Janet Weiss wanted an attorney, and everyone thought I was a total freak. - Submitted by: Nicholas Corwin

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