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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Quarterflash's, "Harden My Heart"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my head, I'm gonna swallow my teeth.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my heart, I'm gonna swallow my tears.
The Story: My brother Eric heard the song this way. When he told me, we had a huge good laugh about it. - Submitted by: Jim
Quarterflash's, "Harden My Heart"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna harm my heart
I'm gonna swallow my teeth
I'm gonna go and leave you poopy
The Real Lyrics:
I'm gonna Harden My Heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears
I'm gonna go and leave you here
The Story: For so long, I though that's what they said! - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Quarterflash's, "Harden My Heart"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna park my car
I'm gonna take my keys.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears.
The Story: I was playing in a band in the early eighties. Our guitar player's little brother would sing those lyrics at the top of lungs. - Submitted by: Dave
Quarterflash's, "Take Me to Heart"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You won't forget nine lives
The Real Lyrics:
You won't forget my eyes
The Story: What cats would really sing! - Submitted by: Cody Finke

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