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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Ozzy Ozbourne's, "Bark At The Moon"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Back a la mow
The Real Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
The Story: I heard the song for the first time, thought it said that, and yelled it out when the next chorus came up. My uncle (urinated on) himself laughing at me. - Submitted by: melissaaleighh
Ozzy Ozbourne's, "Crazy Train"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Vegtables not peeling, driving me insane
The Real Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane
The Story: I have been singing those wrong lyrics to that song for 20 years now, never realizing how stupid I must have sounded until it was just recently pointed out to me that Ozzy's not saying 'vegetables not peeling'. - Submitted by: Jim
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