Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.
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by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see
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misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).
My Head Is an Animal album at Amazon.com
My hand is an atom bomb.
My head is an animal.
The Story: I was having fun eating at Taco Bell, when I heard this song come on the sound system. I thought I was kind of familiar with the song, but I wanted to know for sure, so I stayed after finishing eating to hear the entire song. Then I knew what song it was so I was sure I could look up its lyrics online. I'd heard this line early in the song, and could make nothing out of it at the time other than how it sounded like "My hand is an atom bomb." When I got home I looked up the lyrics and found this line to be somewhat less menacing than what I'd heard, but no less mysterious or nonsensical! - Submitted by: Karen Smith
Though the truth may communist, champagne, caviar, we will all be fine
Cause though the truth may vary
This ship will carry our bodies safe to shore
The Story: This is the main way I hear these. I occasionally hear stuff will carry so I knew these were probably wrong but looking it up today these are so extremely wrong and I’ve never noticed? I thought it was some Russia or USSR thing with these lyrics but I’m guessing not. The last part I more or less guessed at it because it has words, I just can’t figure them out past caviar. - Submitted by: Jez
‘Cause thought the truth may parry this, sh*t will carry on,
(Bali’s/ballies) safe to show.
Though the truth may vary
This ship will carry our
Bodies safe to shore
The Story: When I said what I thought it was out loud, my brother started laughing, because he thought “ballies safe to show” was a sexual reference. - Submitted by: Edward Keller
Im already dead
Im already there
The Story: Always heard like "I already dead" and always sang It as such until I looked up the actual lyrics - Submitted by: Aloys Schikelgruber
There are more Of Monsters and Men misheard lyrics available.
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