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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Doing Their Homework album at
Nine Below Zero's, "Eleven Plus Eleven"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I got nothing to do
But sit around here playing with me cube.
The Real Lyrics:
I got nothing to do
But sit around here playing with me' tuba.
The Story: Well, Rubik Cubes *were* very popular at the time ... :-) - Submitted by: Helen
Nine Below Zero's, "Eleven Plus Eleven"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Your left foot plus your left foot
The Real Lyrics:
Eleven Plus Eleven
The Story: The Young Ones, 1984, no life experience, terrible TV speakers...what other excuses can I make? - Submitted by: Rogue_Leader

There are more Nine Below Zero misheard lyrics available.

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