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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Mike Posner's, "Cooler Than Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Are use the balls on my dick, I hope that you like this
But you probably don’t, you think you’re cooler than me
The Real Lyrics:
I used up all of my tricks, I hope that you like this
But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than me
The Story: The first time I heard this song I was actually taking a s*** and I genuinely thought that’s what he said. - Submitted by: Luca
Mike Posner's, "Cooler Than Me"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I used up all of them tricks.
I hope that you like dick.
The Real Lyrics:
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this
The Story: Just trying to improve these songs - Submitted by: Scotty Frim Down the Block
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