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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the 20 most recent songs that have been submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Indexes: [#] [A] [B] [C] [D] [E] [F] [G] [H] [I] [J] [K] [L] [M] [N] [O] [P] [Q] [R] [S] [T] [U] [V] [W] [Y] [Z]
The Greg Kihn Band's, "Jeopardy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, Jefferdeen.
The Real Lyrics:
Our love's in jeopardy.
The Story: When I thought the song was called "Jefferdeen", I thought the artist was called The Great Kin band. - Submitted by: Bon Jon Bovi
Kathy Mattea's, "Eighteen Wheels (And A Dozen Roses)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The all-night rodeo
The Real Lyrics:
The all-night radio
The Story: Somebody mentioned a song on the radio, sung by Kathy Mattea. I said, "Oh, you mean the one about the all-night rodeo?" Somebody else said, "Yeah, I've heard that song, too." - Submitted by: Charles Clifford
Velvet Underground's, "Venus and Furs"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped in estrous
The Real Lyrics:
Strike, dear mistress.
The Story: I kept thinking of a Venus wrapped in fur and how that might be sexy, just like estrus *being in heat* pheromones, so that's all I could think of. - Submitted by: Laurel
Thompson Twins', "Doctor! Doctor!"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Chips at night, it's such delight.
The Real Lyrics:
Ships at night give such delight.
The Story: I thought that chips was a part of his illness, that's why he's sing Doctor Doctor. (He maybe at too much of them?) - Submitted by: Floresha
Foo Fighters', "The Pretender"
The Misheard Lyrics:
One of these things is not like the others.
The Real Lyrics:
What if I say I'm not like the others?
The Story: The song was 2 rooms away and loud enough that it woke me. I thought the Foo Fighters were covering Sesame Street tunes. - Submitted by: Carla
Dropkick Murphys', "I'm Shipping Up To Boston"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living off the mustard! (WHOA OH OH)
The Real Lyrics:
I'm shipping up to Boston! (WHOA OH OH)
The Story: 'Living off the mustard' sounded to me like it could be some sort of slang phrase, so I went with it, thinking they were truly the correct lyrics... until I sang them with a gusto in my brother's presence. He set me straight. - Submitted by: Cara
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin Somethin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Mama say, mama sews, Mama's ole coal shed
The Real Lyrics:
Mama se, mama sa, mama cu sa.
The Story: I am a former pit worker in England. We thought somehow Michael was singing about his coal mining upbringing. [Ed.'s note: Coal mining in Gary, Indiana? I seriously doubt that.] - Submitted by: mr d b
Vampire Weekend's, "A Punk"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Look outside, the rain goat's gone. say oh.
The Real Lyrics:
Look outside at the raincoats coming, say OH.
The Story: It actually started as 'rain goat', evolved into 'red goat', which apparently made MORE sense. I had finally got to 'the record's on' before I looked it up on the band's site. - Submitted by: mihaela
The Misheard Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people, keep God in mind'.
The Real Lyrics:
And the sign said, 'Long haired freaky people need not apply'.
The Story: The sample is used on a song from the game SSX 3, I've been singing the wrong lyrics for years. - Submitted by: Space Monkey J
The Beatles', "I'm A Walus"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I am in Woolworth's.
The Real Lyrics:
I am a walrus.
The Story: My cousin, who is now 50, still sings her version. - Submitted by: jan

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