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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


Zombie Nation album at Amazon.com
Kernkraft 400's, "Zombie Nation"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Chomp me
Chomp me
Chomp me baby.
or
Tommy
Tommy
Tommy eat shark.
or
Show me
Show me
Show me, one shot.
The Real Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie nation
The Story: I teach senior women ages 50-75 in a walk/dance class combination. Normally they don't 'hear' lyrics, but this song intrigued them and we have a contest going for who heard the closest correct lyrics! FUN! - Submitted by: Sandy Beeman
Kernkraft 400's, "Zombie Nation"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Duck Meat, Duck Meat, Duck Meat Zayshem
The Real Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie Nation
The Story: My friend and I listened to this song everyday on our way to school a couple of years ago... unaware of it's actual name or the fact that they played it at sporting events and would try to guess the lyrics... we figured that it was actually in dutch or something haha. - Submitted by: Laura
Kernkraft 400's, "Zombie Nation"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Stop me
stop me
Stop me big shot
The Real Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie Nation
The Story: Always thought that's why it was a hockey song... 'cause of big shot - Submitted by: Torii
Kernkraft 400's, "Zombie Nation"
The Misheard Lyrics:
dog meat, dog meat, dog meat, dog meat nation!!
The Real Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie Nation
The Story: best friend asked if I had that song and began singing it to me, to which I fell in a heap laughing! We went out that night and wherever it was playing we sang along 'dogmeat' ha ha ha! - Submitted by: toni
Kernkraft 400's, "Zombie Nation"
The Misheard Lyrics:
poopy poopy poopy poopy bummy bums
The Real Lyrics:
Zombie
Zombie
Zombie Nation
The Story: Well, I was listening to the radio one day, and next thing I know I hear poop! Haha - Submitted by: billy
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