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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Jessie J's, "Bang Bang"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Bang bang back see the macaws
The Real Lyrics:
Bang bang back seat of my car
The Story: When I first heard it, I was like "Who writes songs about macaws?" Now I know she's talking about her junk. The lyric reminds me of the backseat of a friends car, he has SO much stuff in there you could hide a battleship and the platform in the Bang Bang music video in there. - Submitted by: Katycat
Jessie J's, "Bang Bang"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a booty like a Cadillac, but I can send you into a vagina
The Real Lyrics:
She's got a booty like a Cadillac, but I can send you into overdrive, uh
The Story: It shocked me when I first heard it, but I didn't question it because it made sense. - Submitted by: Jacob
Jessie J's, "Do It Like a Dude"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We can do it like Amanda, Amanda
The Real Lyrics:
We can do it like a man dem, man dem
The Story: I was listening to this song in the car; I was surprised to hear my name in the song till my friend told me the real lyrics. Dad thought the same, it was funny. - Submitted by: Amanda

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