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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Jefferson Starship's, "Jane"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Take a sh*t all over. You and me girl.
The Real Lyrics:
Jane, you say it’s all over. You and me girl.
The Story: The fourteen year old me really thought that the misheard lyrics were the actual lyrics. I even had my mom listen to the first lyric, and we both laughed until we cried. - Submitted by: Erin Kirisci
Jefferson Starship's, "No Way Out"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Back to my census
The Real Lyrics:
Back to my senses
The Story: It makes me wonder about hearing "census" instead of "senses" - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Jefferson Starship's, "No Way Out"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Cheeeeese! Doesn’t buy my story.
The Real Lyrics:
She doesn’t buy my story.
The Story: I recently was listening to a 2007 Mickey Thomas concert, and the end of the song, it sounded like he said cheese. It sounded like he wanted to eat a piece of cheese. - Submitted by: Erin Kirisci
Jefferson Starship's, "Runaway"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sitting watchin' all of the carolers
The Real Lyrics:
I'm sitting watchin' all of the flowers
The Story: It makes sense since Christmas is coming. - Submitted by: Cody Finke

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