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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Stories -> Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor's, "Green Acres"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I just adore for Pandora's view
The Real Lyrics:
I just adore a penthouse view
The Story: I was wondering about "Pandora's view", as in "Pandora's Box". - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor's, "Green Acres"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Legs spreading out so far and wide. open that p***y and let me just c** inside. Goodbye shitty life
The Real Lyrics:
Land spreading out so far and wide. Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.
Goodbye city life
The Story: My dad always enjoyed making a song lyric dirty and funny at the same time to get his boys to break down laughing and crying - Submitted by: Daniel
Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor's, "Theme Song from 'Green Acres'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Keith Manhattan, just give me that country side.
The Real Lyrics:
Keep Manhattan, just give me that country side.
The Story: During a Green Acres marathon, my eight year old daughter became very concerned that she never saw a certain character. They sang about him at the beginning of each show, but he was never in any of the shows. 'What happened to Keith Manhattan?' - Submitted by: Squooshy
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