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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But all your bullets are crochet
The Real Lyrics:
But all your bullets ricochet
The Story: Me and my friend were playing music on a game with our vip. I was singing along and said 'but all your bullets ricochet', and she turns to me, and asks, 'Did you say all your bullets are crochet?' and she did not know what crochet was. So I showed her images of crochet and we got a new inside joke. - Submitted by: Echowing
David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to turn me on
The Real Lyrics:
I am titanium
The Story: I embarrassed myself in front of everyone. Gg. - Submitted by: Ohga bogha
David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna prove, nothing to you - far away, far away.
The Real Lyrics:
I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose - fire away, fire away.
The Story: Can't understand her as she sounds like she has marbles in her mouth while she's singing. - Submitted by: Ron Thomas
David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You shoot me down, but I won't budge
The Real Lyrics:
You shoot me down, but I won't fall.
The Story: The first time I heard this song (don't ask where) I thought it said "but I wont budge." Then I saw the lyric video and saw that it said "but I won't fall." - Submitted by: Name
David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You shoot me down, but I won’t fall.
I am dead anyway!
The Real Lyrics:
You shoot me down, but I won't fall.
I am titanium!
The Story: My lyrics fit perfectly and what I always sing 🤣 - Submitted by: Kitty
David Guetta's, "Titanium (ft. Sia)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You should have gone, pineapple bum
The Real Lyrics:
You shoot me down but I won't fall
The Story: When you know you've done something wrong, you get the pineapple in the wrong place. Hence, pineapple bum. - Submitted by: Mike
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