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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

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Cold's, "Give"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Lack of little faith...
The Real Lyrics:
Like a little thief...
The Story: I guess I was thinking too Biblical... - Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe
Cold's, "Just Got Wicked"
The Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' waste your innocense.
Young and sweet like Mother Nature.
Girlfriend's weak, and first those nasties.
The Real Lyrics:
I can taste your innocense.
Young and sweet like mother made ya'.
Everything froze in ice these
The Story: I was walking with my bassist, CrackducK, and we were singing, and I said the misheard lyrics. He showed me the real lyrics, and we laughed our asses off. I thought Cold was talkin' about their girlfriends screwing other with a mixture of their conscience. - Submitted by: S.T.G.
Cold's, "Just Got Wicked"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I can taste your innocence.
Young and sweet like Mother Manger.
The Real Lyrics:
I can taste your innocence.
Young and sweet like 'mother made ya.
The Story: I thought he was talking about the Virgin Mary, like she was innocent and a virgin even though she had a child! I was singing this one day in my family room and my dad's like, "Shhhh! Don't say that!" My bad! - Submitted by: Thaddeus Gammelthorpe

There are more Cold misheard lyrics available.

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