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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

Count Your Blessings album at
Bring Me the Horizon's, "Blacklist"
The Misheard Lyrics:
But you don't miss a bastard when you're buried in f**king crocs
The Real Lyrics:
But you don't miss a bastard when you're bearing his f**king cross
The Story: It made me wonder why someone would be buried in atrocious footwear. - Submitted by: Jake
Bring Me the Horizon's, "Shadow Moses"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Rise from the Danube, see!
Secrets of playtime they look to the grass.
The Real Lyrics:
Rise from the dead, you say
Secrets don't sleep till they're took to the grave
The Story: "Sandpit turtle" had already become a meme by this point. I thought I heard "Secrets of playtime" while watching a video on YouTube someone made of a Little Tikes "sandpit turtle" commercial someone made set to the song, Shadow Moses. I had to double check the actual lyrics. - Submitted by: Ryan Miller

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