Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.
Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not
by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see
misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and
misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).
I say I’m lucky.
I see it, I like it.
The Story: Sounds like it. That’s what I thought it was because of a video by Redlist. - Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
You like my hair? She thinks she's funny.
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it.
The Story: I made a remake saying "you like my gun? You think you're living" - Submitted by: Temprist dj
Now that I become who I really ARE.
Now that I become who I really am.
The Story: someone was singing this song Misheard am as Are. - Submitted by: Karen del rosario
Don't try to fight Ariana G..
I've tried to fight our energy...
The Story: NAh... wast just listening to the live version of the song and heard that - Submitted by: agt
I know your humping that ari-act,
I know you're humping I'm looking back
I know your hoping that I'll react,
I know you're hoping I'm looking back
The Story: My friend and I were singing this song and I was such an innocent child and I had NO CLUE what I was singing *cringe* - Submitted by: Paige
I know I should have farted, at least I'm being honest
I know I should have fought it, at least I'm being honest
The Story: I heard someone at the club say "I know I should have farted" instead of "I know I should have fought it" - Submitted by: Justin Scott
Ketchup, 'cause you got a long way to the potatoes
Catch up, because you've a very long way to goooo.
The Story: Well, I was hungry for potatoes and ketchup. - Submitted by: Betsy
The n***a I love, on a Monday
Then make a lotta love on a Monday
The Story: Ever since the first time I heard the song I swear that the singer, Ariana Grande, is singing a slur on the chorus. I have made friends and colleagues listen to the song and it is all they hear too. - Submitted by: David
But I chew your food
I want you, you, you
The Story: I can't even hear the original lyrics because I laugh so hard at the mishearing. - Submitted by: Elliott Rossiano
I got one last prom without you!
I got one less problem without ya!
The Story: This is what I heard the first several times I listened to this song on the radio. I finally asked a friend what the real lyrics were, because what I was hearing sure didn't make sense. - Submitted by: BJ
Up 'n there all night, up 'n there all day
I've been there all night I've been there all day
The Story: Up 'n the vajayjay - Submitted by: Ninbri64
One day I'll walk down the aisle,
Holding hands with my Llama
One day I'll walk down the aisle,
Holding hands with my mama
The Story: Ariana is famous for her poor enunciation .... but I had to wonder why she was bringing her llama to her future wedding - Submitted by: David
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.