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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).

And One's, "Panzermensch"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Big crowded house
The Real Lyrics:
Geh' g'gradaus
The Story: Used to hear this song at Goth industrial clubs all the time. I never could figure out what they were saying, but always referred to it as the 'big crowded house' song. Actually, now I know the real words (in German). I still sing 'big crowded house'. - Submitted by: Courtney
And One's, "Panzermensch"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Computah, machine-ah, pants are men's
Geek at a house, geek at a house.
The Real Lyrics:
Computer, maschine, panzermensch
Geh g'radeaus, geh g'radeaus.
The Story: The first time I heard this song, I only heard this little bit. At first, I didn't know the song is actually in German, and therefore, I was trying to interpret the lyrics in English. - Submitted by: Christina the Second
And One's, "Panzermensch"
The Misheard Lyrics:
He put the pants on me.
The Real Lyrics:
Here comes the panzermensch.
The Story: The entire song's in German, so I couldn't even make a guess as to the correct words for 'Big tall house, Krausse is spouse, cyber-write -- in my eye, right?' It became so infamous that our living quarters became known as Big Tall House. - Submitted by: Werther von Goethe

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