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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Alter Bridge's, "Metalingus"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Honest Abe, I see clearly everything has come to life.
The Real Lyrics:
On this day, I see clearly everything has come to life.
The Story: Well, I thought he was talking about Abe Lincoln in this song. - Submitted by: Ashley Brown
Alter Bridge's, "Metalingus"
The Misheard Lyrics:
On this day, Woodrow Wilson is peeing!
The Real Lyrics:
On this day, it’s so real to me!
The Story: It wasn’t me. It was My Paternal Grandpa. He has Dementia and is 76. One time when I was playing this while we were eating Dinner, he was like “why is he talking about an American President and World War 1 Leader peeing?” I was rolling on the floor laughing so hard I thought I was gonna pee myself! I finally said what the real lyrics are. - Submitted by: Riley Roth
Alter Bridge's, "Ties That Bind"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the Third Eye Blind
The Real Lyrics:
Behold the ties that bind
The Story: I played this song in Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock in October 2010. I could hardly understand the singer. - Submitted by: C-Mac

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